Dear people who want to go to Comic Con, but can’t:
This is how it feels for us year round.
Broadway fans who don’t live anywhere near New York
*points to favorite character* bisexual
*fandom crying loudly* no…stop……theyre not….they either homogay or heterostraight…..please don’t….
*points to favorite character again* love that bisexual
- 3rd Grade Teacher: Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
- Me: Cannabis
- 3rd Grade Teacher: Bruh
- Me: Bruh
let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis
The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.
i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:
- NO one thinks theyre for you
- actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
- nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down
4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend