i’m at kohl’s and they have an extraordinarily frumpy grandpa sweater with an american flag on it someone please draw steve rogers in this sweater
sam’s 94 year old grandma knitted it for him and she used to have a big crush on captain america.
U KNOW WHAT I LOVE?
U KNOW WHAT IM BAD AT?
hearing a story thats obviously made up
Hey, do me a favor and walk up to the next person you see and tell them they’re ugly. Tell them straight out. Point out all their flaws. Make them feel like shit. Go on go do it.
It’s hard, huh? You can’t do it. So why is it so easy to do it to yourself?
Being mean to yourself is just as bad as being mean to someone else.shit imma have to reblog this again becausedamn
"i don’t like harry potter"
i’m sorry i can’t understand you, i don’t speak muggle
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
Doodled some of the lovely ladies of Orange Is The New Black, because occasionally I remember I’m still waiting for the second season then I go a bit mad. Also I needed to practice drawing diverse ladyfaces and what better show to turn to~
y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded
I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”
What… the… FUCK?!
School logic. You protect yourself and others and get punished because you choose to act rather than be silent and let them do whatever they want. Its the policy they have for everything, from bullying to this.
okay what the actual fuck
Yep if someone hits you you get suspended whether you hit back or not